I laughed hard enough to snort my orange flavored Aireborne water through my nose because coincidentally I had looked at those stats earlier today.
Priapus was the number one keyword search.
Number two, four, five and ten are all various versions of Ranger in the movie One For the Money. There is a pic of him in a blogpost I wrote about movies that are better than the books they came from. The post is not about that movie. And it isn’t a naked pic of Daniel Sunjata, but still, the mention of it drew people to my blog.
Number three is the phrase, “I stare at men’s crotches.”
There are some funny comments to that one including the comment where Robena suggests that MS Donovan might be a 'crotch whisperer' but by and large the consensus was that, no, most women don't stare at men's crotches.
And yet this phrase is the number three reason why strangers hit on my blog.
I'm sensing a theme here and it ain't about truths hiding in fiction novels.
I find this mind-boggling, very amusing and at the same time a little disturbing.
What do you think this means?
If you write a blog, what are the keywords that have drawn strangers to your blog?
You ponder those things while I try to figure out if there's such a thing as a blog cleanser.