Did you ever feel like you were living the opposite of a charmed life? Lately it seems that might be true for me.
I started a diet, right? One of my downfalls is chips. There are only two occasions in which there are chips at my house. One is when I buy them. The other is when they're left over from a family bbq.
Since I started my diet, out of the blue, my brother bought a big bag of chips and left them at the house.
Once a month my mom has a dinner meeting and she brings home leftovers. It is never anything I like. This month it was lasagna. Can you believe it? Lasagna and garlic bread.
Since I started my current job, once my boss has put something in the break room for everyone. Very lousy store bought cookies.
Saturday there were boxes and boxes of pepperoni pizza in the break room. A treat from my boss. My protein powder shake and my salad I eat everyday didn't stand a chance.
Sunday, the leftovers from the company picnic were in there. A refrigerator full of bbqd hot dogs, hamburgers, pasta salad, a box full of chips, tubs full of cookies that look delicious and soda galore. Again, not much chance for my protein shake. I did eat my strawberries, though.
On my way to work, I was driving down the road on a beautiful sunny day when suddenly, I couldn't see in front of me. It was hailing so bad I had to pull off. Others pulled off, too. Wind blew and hail rained down for ten minutes before it let up and I could continue up the road.
First diet saboteurs. Then deadly weather forces.
Now I'm writing this and I'm trying to dredge up a third thing, because these things always happen in threes.
In the words of Marian Keyes, the forces have 'taken agin' me.
I'm scared, y'all.